Since I don't drive (never have), I rent out my parking stall to a lovely older gentleman who lives in our building. He knows about my miniatures but I was a bit surprised when he asked if I had a stool that he could have from my stash. As it happened, I did so I went and got it for him.
Then I asked him why he wanted it!
Well, he blushed and hummed and hawed a bit then told me his doctor had asked him for a stool sample and he wanted it for that. We had a good laugh and I had forgotten about it.
But I had told DS Shirley the story and awhile back she sent me this:
Just a giggle for you....